I love how Disney made a character that was literally a tumblr user.
Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…
#bless this post
forever wondering what the punchline of uncle vernon’s japanese golfer joke was
OH MY FUCKING GOD
GOD DAMN IT UNCLE VERNON
DUDLEY WAS IN THAT ROOM
That’s all right honey, that’s all right with me
Apparently I can’t tell the difference between stuffed toy and stuffed animal in some of these…
I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.
Subtitles are the best part II
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god